"Bloggs" was the name of my first dog. Sadly this isnt a tribute page, Its all about me here, you'll be barking mad to miss it.....( Shhh only you got that joke, people will stare)
Views and opinions shared here are my own and not of anyone else.
The reason girls hate gadgets!
Gadgets and blokes go together like nail polish and girls, FACT. If anyone ever asks me about why I buy so many gadgets, I get them to count their nail polish and walk off with a smug grin on my face. Today I've been waiting, wanting , yearning for my new ipod to arrive from the outer reaches of china! The new ipod will excite any man, it plays music, video,photos, surfs the web, youtube, all sorts. BUT.....if its soo bloody clever, why cant it arrive on time? huh? all that technology and it cant manage to find my post box! Well it finally arrived,LATE,my girlfriend already hates it and im paying it more attention, its already crashed, admittedly it looks sexy and I would cry if it left me. Girls hate gadgets why? They are so similar!
Blame?
Please feel free to get back to me about this, its a tricky one!
Whos in the wrong?
I say they cancel each other out......
Some say it's "All the blokes fault" cus he was spending the money, she was earning for the both of them.
I say.............................................Ooooh look, a squirrel **runs off**
Even Jeremy Springer and Jerry Kyle couldn't fix this..
Ok , time to say a profanity in your head, go on say it!
Ok well you definatley will say one after reading this!
A true story!
A couple who got married without knowing they were twins have reportedly been granted a special annulment at the High Court. The pair were seperated at birth and adopted into seperate familes - their identities are being kept secret.
**Profanity goes here**
Can you imagine telling the couple the news? You would have to do it on Jerry Springer just so you believed it! I guess when they first met they thought they were identical strangers. boooooooo!
!dnekeeW
Y'know what? I had a great weekend, but i cant stop thinking it was backawards!
Saturday I woke up to do my duties on my new Weekend breakfast shift- fine
Then i went to Staffordshire leisure for thier launch day - Think Hot Tubs and Spas
Then I of course had a blast at Himley fireworks!
I finished off my 22 hour with a night club spot at Midnights Nightclub in Wellington, Telford.
If i could have somehow, done the nightclub,watched fireworks and THEN end up in a hot tub, that would be bliss!
Global warming is bull $#!!@
Be green people, recycle, have two wheely bins, get your carbon footprint down. Its all ive heard this year, and to be honest if i throw a bottle away in my normal rubbish, i have a slight smirk all day. Obviously this is wrong, but i think we all have that teenage rebellion streek in us still.Its not like im cutting down a rain forest whilst burning an oil field but boy, does it feel naughty!! Anyway, im not getting the blame for the ozone layer this week, its cows, cow farts to be more precise!
Yes, there's another report that says cow flatulence is a leading cause of global warming. Hey, don't blame the cows. If you knew you were going to be killed, cut up into steaks and eaten,maybe you'd experience a little flatulence too?!
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You shop, I'll punch people and save the world!
Yesterday I had some work done on my car. I decided to wait as it was only gunna take 2 hours and it was in the middle of no where,so i had no choice.
Apparently the work took 5 hours, but i didnt notice as the waiting room had an xbox! I must have been in my element as i thought i had sat there for 10 minutes!
So, working on this time bypass theory, next time i go shopping for 8 hours with my girlfriend Sarah, im gunna go straight to the service desk and demand a game to amuse myself! Girls go free and spend, try everything on! We wont know!
My Car's name...
When I was driving into work today, my car started making a funny sound, PING. Ping? whats that about, it normally makes that PING noise when you have left the lights on, or the handbreak.....Puzzeled, what is it car, what are you trying to tell me! I finally notice a flashing light to go with the PING. Apparently the car, Jimmy we'll call it for name sake, wasnt too pleased about the temperature outside and had to tell me it was 3oC outside! Cheers Jimmy. When i got in to work, i read that Siberian swans' early arrival in Britain could mean we're in for an icy winter. So who needs a weather forecast when we have swans and moaning cars!
One Rude Banker
I went to the bank in my lunch break today, as you do. Again i was greeted by a massive que tailing out the door. After about 15 minutes i reached the front, as i was just stepping forward a man shouted behind me that he wanted to go in front of me as he just needed some money bags. "Yeah, sure" that's my good deed done for the day i thought. WRRRRRRRRRRONG, he wasn't getting empty money bags, he started to ask for this that, paying money in, swapping accounts, counting money, taking money out here, sticking it in there. I felt really cheated that id done something kind, and he took advantage. If I'd said "No" I would have looked bad in front of the whole bank, but at least id hope he'd have the courtesy to write a blog about me!
This means war!!?
Today ive spent most of my day working out how world war 3 will start! Do we have a nuclear fall out with Russia? Does George press the wrong button in the Whitehouse? Nah, the Royal mail go on strike, that'll do it! Seriously, not only are our credit card companies gunna sting us for late payments cus we didn't get the bills, but wait til your "Smurf alarm clock" or "Britney vomit" doesn't arrive from eBay!! Before long everyone will be receiving "Negative strikes" and all that jazz you get on eBay and the world will fall out with each other. See, this is why we need a vacuum tube system jobby as mentioned in Mondays blog.